spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

Spankaliscious

Spankaliscious..NO 1: (Proper Noun) given to the best looking female player on online gaming..eg:1...also important to note if fact No 1 is forgotten above named person being Spankaliscious will remind you...constatntly..eg2:

eg1:*Spankys fucking HOT*
eg2:*Please dont kill me its not my fault im HOT*

by Smiley December 1, 2004

Spanked

A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole

mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!

by hazyb May 8, 2010

Spank Bubble

The subject of one's sexual fantasy during masturbation, usually had by someone with a penis that he can "spank."

Sometimes referred to as "Spank Tank."

"You think about that girl all the time, she's totally your spank bubble."

or

"That girl is hot. I'm gonna make her a part of my next spank bubble."

by Oracularecho January 14, 2009

Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

Spank Hank

A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.

That free tee-shirt that I got from work will make a fine spank hank.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

spank bank

n.

1. A collection of visuals that one stores in their memory for future self satisfying purposes (i.e. nipslips, cleavage, thongs)
2. The mental file of all the times one has had sex.

1. Did you see her ass? Ya, I'm totally putting that in the spank bank.
2. Last night I had sex with Lisa, another deposit in the spank bank.

by AllYouNeedToKnow February 5, 2014