socker

Usually referring to the anus, although in rare circumstances can be defined as vagina.

Harry stuck his dick right into the socker.

Fred, being a bit tipsy, accidentally inserted himself into the socker.

by John July 4, 2004

self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

Snickerpuss

Someone who is a right little bitch and whines at everything, usually kills the mood and over-reacts at jokes by sulking and throwing tantrums. Most snickerpusses will get even worse when you call them a snickerpuss. Mostly girls or feminine males.

Boy 1: You guys are so mean to me all the time and i just let you. I can't help it if i'm a nice guy! It hurts me on the inside.
Boy 2: Brenno, stop being such a snickerpuss.

by nobodyofconsequence September 20, 2011

shocker

Two in the pinky one in the stinky.

Wait you arent going to do the shocker on me are you?

by Kerr July 22, 2008

Jerry Shocker

Jerry Garcia was missing his middle finger.
So two in butt one in vagina.

See Shocker...

So two in butt one in vagina.

by Dr. Krak June 10, 2006

big socker

when two gay men stick their weinies in their partners eye.

tanner- oh jake i love you man.

jake- i love you too tanskie.

tanner- i love you so much i wanna give you a big socker.

jake- right here and now baby. right here and effing now.

by moll-e January 24, 2009

HAWK SHOCKER

The Hawk Shocker is similar to the regular shocker, but instead of two in the pink and one in the stink it equates to one in the pink and three in the stink.

Tom: Hey Zach what's up dude? Did you hook up with that Laura chick after the party?

Zach: I sure did!!! I took her home and gave her the ole HAWK SHOCKER and now she won't stop calling me!

by JIMMY TOM March 21, 2009