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smell theory

a theory that says that men subconsciously know when women are sexually active because of pheromones.
but there was still the ''smell theory''. That's what us girls put it down to, that must men subconsciously know when you are sexually active, because they just start to come out of the woodwork.
by anchy_nicka January 11, 2008
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Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."
by NotNix October 29, 2009
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the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
by Daz May 13, 2005
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do u smell purple?

a random and totally meaningless phrase usually used determine ones posisition in attentiveness.
David Brainard was known as the missionary to the indians. at a young age he got sick and died. my gosh, do u smell purple?
by bo12 October 22, 2007
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smelfie

Sexy motherfuckin selfie
Jose took a smelfie and got so many likes on instagram
by jessinator May 12, 2015
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smell check

-Having enough suspicion of a situation or event to the point where you have to investigate further to see if it was wrong or bogus (or BS).

-Hearing what seems like bullshit, and checking it out further.
"Tom said he couldn't come in today because he had an appointment."
"Hmm, that's funny. He didn't mention anything to me. When he gets back, I want to see his appointment slip to smell check his story."
by awj_woody October 8, 2007
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to smell your grandma

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.
by T-Diddy February 2, 2004
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