simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

Simp

Daniel Carnegie.

Daniel Carnegie is a fucking simp.

by thekayaesmer August 30, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

bro, there are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by redsmurff March 12, 2020

Simp

Someone who sucks up to a girl on twitter dot com to try and get a shag

That @IsakUtd kid is a massive fucking simp, such a virgin lmao

by fuckusimpsak December 14, 2019

Simp

A simp is someone who compliments women.

Goofy A** Ni***, he just complemented a woman, he a simp.

Aubrey the biggest simp there is.

by Aye lmao u mad May 05, 2020

Simp

Vlade is a simp a simp is someone who goes hoes before bro’s and also who leaves the bro’s to hang out with hoes.

Vlade went to go hang out with Lucy also known as (ET). Simp O’ Mode

by hentaisimp71736 February 28, 2020

Simp

Harald gay

Me: hey look at that simp, harald gay
Friend: ok

by Super straight man! December 20, 2019