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steak n cheese hot pocket

a black chicks vagina. usually one which smells like rotting frog intestines.
"dude, i totally nailed shaquita last night!"

"no you didnt. you just ate some steak n cheese hot pocket."
by bigturd99 October 22, 2008
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Steak Ass

A skank with a large ass
Aly: "Jessica you're a steak ass!"

Jessica: "Is that a fat joke?"

Aly: "No!"

Jessica: "Dumpster Dick!"
by poeticbrat4ev April 5, 2010
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blue steak

When you pound a woman so hard that she bruises down below and then, once completed and cleaned, you go down below for a cunnilingus and enjoy the extra smoothness (like a rare steak).
I gave Koda Kumi a blue steak just to be able to brag about it.
by Tomek April 25, 2006
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semakaleng

a hot, juicy piece of sex.
an ass with abs.
Wow, I met that girl semakaleng last night,
she was FINNNNE.
by haturrrrrh February 3, 2008
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Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
by Linda April 17, 2005
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Steak 'n' Bake

When you go outside to grill up a steak, and while you are waiting/tending to it, you whip out your favorite smoking device and burn some herb.
Stoner 1: "Dude, let's get high before we eat dinner"
Stoner 2: "Dude, why don't we just steak 'n' bake?"
by Ganza June 8, 2011
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Skirt Steak

An old womans pussy lips and wrinkled inner thighs
Scott was bangin an old lady and said her box looked like a skirt steak
by steaks-a-lot May 13, 2005
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