school
place where teachers force you to do weird stuffs like... (how do they call it???)...hmmm... study (i think)!!!!
i tried it once and i got sick
i tried it once and i got sick
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(1)a. The place where underaged minors unable to care for themselves spend their time sleeping, listening to dumbasses who teach you things that you could teach yourself, and spend all their time wishing that they could be doing something else than studying for that test that will supposedly help you sometime in your life. Bullshit.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead.
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
Enjoy Your Stay.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead.
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
Enjoy Your Stay.
I went to school today thinking I wouldn't go back. Luckily, I came back with only an ass full of jizz.
School by TheTruthIsConcealedNoMore December 13, 2010
School
The punishment for turning 5 years old. Having to be inside a prison 7 hours a day, 5 of which are spent in slavery, 5 days a week, 38 weeks a year, 14 years of our lives. And on top of all that, 2 hours of homework every day. None of what we learn in school is actually useful apart from basic reading, writing and arithmetic.
Judge: You have been found GUILTY of turning 5 years old! You are sentenced to 14 years of SCHOOL!
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?
Child: Can't I have 10 years in prison instead?
School by schoolequalsboredom October 6, 2013
school
The single fucking worst place in the whole fucking world. Prepare to be brainwashed, humiliated and manipulated, forced to learn useless crap, treated as a stupid slave and be totally stripped of any creativity, originality or talent that you may possess. School is a risk to physical and mental health, and should be avoided at all costs. The myth about some countries having better education systems than others is one big huge fat government lie. Millions of good, productive people go in, but millions of dumbshit psycho criminals come out of it.
Also see: prison
Also see: prison
school by h4ck3r 1999 May 12, 2016
school
A place where innocent children are held captive in a large building where you are forced to learn things that you will never use in your entire life. <3 GERTRUDE
Six
Cruel
Hours
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Our
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Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
school by Princess Gertrude September 10, 2016