scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.

Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.

by Googles January 8, 2004

Scataphelegiac

Compulsive shit eater! Scatology

That ladies moustache is not hair, she is a scataphelegiac.

by norseman December 1, 2004

Scathound

Poo chasing love monkey, someone who can't keep their lips from devowering ass chocolate

get your dirty lips away from my a-hole you dirty scathound.
(The poo ferret is a scathound)

by Kris Hughes December 5, 2004

scatchos

the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...

"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"

by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009

Scatfap

When a male pleasures himself using fecal matter instead of hand lotion.

I am out of hand lotion, guess I will scatfap today.

by Moon "Hoodoo" Jesus April 25, 2010

Scatillac

Piece of crap car that used to be nice. Like a hoopty.

Look at that busted 1984 DeVille with the gold rims... What a scatillac.

by Rust_Bucket_Blues June 5, 2010

Scattle

A scat battle.

mom can i have the boys over tonight, were having a scattle

by lukejbgaming January 6, 2020