mad swine

the swine flu. also h1n1.

me: "hey man i heard ian got that mad swine."

ethan: "yeah, that's terrible hope we dont get it."

by bedard4545 October 10, 2009

Chapstick Swinger

The act of sharing ones chapstick with his/her friends.

Savannah: "Oh my god, did you see how Kelly passed her Blistex around to all of her friends during lunch?"

Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."

by He's Electric September 30, 2010

Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

Melontitsbikini topfemales swim suitwet wearMelon Swing

by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!

Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Swag Swinger

One who ties their swag to a stick and whips it around in a circle-like fashion.

Joe just tied his swag to a stick and performed the "swag swinger" move. Unfortunately, people named Joe have no swag, and he looked like a fool with a stick.

by TheTStopper November 30, 2011

Stop swinging

To tell someone to stop overly supporting or defending someone in some way, usually verbal; as in stop swinging off the person's dick; get off their dick.

He (a third person) is fake as hell.

He's a good guy.

You really need to Stop swinging.

by CinemaLover August 30, 2012

The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.

"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012