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Swamp Thing

A girl who looks are so frightening it looks as if she has emerged from a swamp to prey sexually on innocent drunken males. Often found in clubs and bars with tits hanging out, smeared make up and multiple drinks in hand.
Did you see Lauren last night. God swamp thing is hideous
by Nick The Chode Lipari February 20, 2011
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mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"
by ArmyDave January 8, 2007
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Swampdonkey

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.
"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".
by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008
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swamp penguin

A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.
Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.
by DingdongsAreForever March 3, 2009
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Swamp Geese

A group of less attractive females/ a group of mud ducks together(usually friends)
Man those girls over there are swamp geese!!
by Jc Money02 October 9, 2009
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swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs
Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
by hanglestein July 11, 2010
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Swamp Gunt

Noun: The damp, smelly condition of a woman's gut cunt (gunt) when subjected to moderate exertion in a high-temperature area.
Dude 1: "Dibs!!!"
Dude 2: "Nice. And its hot as all fuck outside; she's probably got a wicked case of swamp gunt."
by D-Lo Law August 25, 2011
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