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Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.
Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!
by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024
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vermont splooge shooter

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him
by YeountYeount April 22, 2024
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Becky sploogefest

Autistic girl named becky that gets nutted on by numerous individuals in math class
Wow I can’t believe they pulled a Becky sploogefest on the new autistic girl
by Mr.major May 24, 2024
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Yoinky Sploinky

A sex position where a bitch is eating your ass, while simultaneously juggling/tickling ya balls while also jerking you off.
Guy 1: "Yo bro that bitch from last night was mad crazy!"
Guy 2: "I'm saying she was giving me some crazy Yoinky Sploinky!"
by Yaoi-Luvr April 4, 2026
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Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.
A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.
by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025
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Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.
Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.
by Nateils November 3, 2025
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Yoinky Sploinky

Noun meaning any sort of silly, wacky or stupid looking dance move.
''why he hitting that yoinky sploinky''
by kikikiki2145 January 4, 2026
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