The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014
Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill
That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill
That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016
The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 05, 2021
A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.
by Lee1965 February 21, 2015
by Mecrobmaster April 18, 2009
what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
by tpvillain February 18, 2025
When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023