geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
by NefAlive April 23, 2017
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slapping the scallop

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
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Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Andouille Slap

When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.

Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018
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Slap the Lox

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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plum slap

The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 03, 2019
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Genital Slapping

Another way of referencing sex.
by Zchow July 24, 2019
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