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scone

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by
by baz January 8, 2004
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scogging

Meeting in a car park to curl one out on other people,who are there for the same reason...not random folk cos thats so nasty. (scat & dogging fetishes combine)
Thom was covered from head to toe in another mans poo after spending another night in the local scogging spot
by Hotsnuff June 16, 2008
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Related Words
SCOGE scogen Scogenillianty Scogey scone score SCOPE Sconed scobe scooge

scolecophagous

You kissed Jeff? He's a fucking scolecophagous!
by JuurianChi November 18, 2013
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Scoreboard

One word statement used in sports as an absolute rebuttal that the best team or player ALWAYS wins. Used when players or fans make excuses or blame poor officiating, injuries, controversies and/or other factors as to why their team or player lost, or otherwise try to argue that the team or player that lost is actually the better player.
"The Tuck Rule didn't lose the game for the Raiders. They had their chances all night long, and didn't take advantage. The Patriots did. Scoreboard."

"I agree the call at the end against the Celtics was ticky-tack, at best. But if they were so good, why did it matter? Look at the scoreboard, deal with it, and move on."

"The USSR earned the Gold Medal in Basketball in 1972. Period. Yes, I know the head of FIBA was totally out of line. Yes, I know the referees were clueless at best, biased at worst. But, dammit, if the USA were the better team, they would have won. Period. The scoreboard never lies. Ever."
by Ten Forward April 4, 2017
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scored

Dude, I am too scored right now. The vodka just hit hard bro.
by hardcoreblonde November 7, 2020
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skank scone

You: Yo when I went backpacking through Europe I picked myself up some skank scones
Friend: I bet deys teethes was messed up yo!
You: Damn straight fo shizzle my shiz wupizz. Ya know its triz!
Friend: Yo, PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY
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Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.
Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.
by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007
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