Eagle Perch

The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)

"Dude i jus got eagle perched" (aka a nut sac was hanging on my shoulder)

by The one they call Andrew October 8, 2008

Percheron

The most wonderful breed of horse. They are a type of draft horse that is usually black or grey. They originated in France and are now used in everything from riding to pulling plows and carriages.

"That black horse over there is really pretty, must be a percheron!"

by Emilyjane5555 August 26, 2011

porch ape

The kind of woman who doesnt even go for a guy with a car, Just a porch... related to things like lot lizards and that hooker on main street

Man look at that porch ape.. Matthew cotton sure knows how to pick them

by THETOOLMAN February 17, 2010

Porching

Porching - Verb - to porch. - to party hard. While simultaneously chilling, hard. Can be done on any porch/deck setting, however is most typically found being practiced on the porch of 79 Henry Street. Generally begins during the afternoon and can be known to last for hours. Many beers are generally consumed, with the company of loud music.

It was a nice day outside so Jordan and I decided to go porching.

by adormi April 8, 2010

porch-meetin'

when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'

IFIAR!!!!!! yelled the computer nerd. well all need a porch meeting. everyone get thier slurpie!!

by hellfish(the yellow dart)87gt April 10, 2003

Perch

1) A deranged psychopath.
2) A Socially Sexual individual.
3) An individual who can never believe he/she is wrong no matter how much proof you have against them.
4) A white fish.
5) One who is unfaithful.
6) An extremely manipulative, gold digging, backstabbing, lying, and insecure individual.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Perch?
Guy 2: What she have an std?
Guy 1: Nah man she's amazing at giving head
Guy 2: Oh! I know I got get from her last night while her husband was out.

by #allthelittlethoughts October 3, 2014

purchase review

An essential part of any shopping trip which takes place when one has caught their breath towards the end of the trip, it is to simply look back and asess exactly what goods they have purchased with their cash, merely for their own benefit and maybe who else is with them.

This usually takes place on the platforms of various train stations pending on where the trip has taken place.

Josh: 'The Train ain't comin till 17:39'

Wilson: 'Oh no that is almost seven minutes away! what ever will we do in that time?'

James: 'Time for a purchase review.'

by ...? November 19, 2004