A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
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Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"
Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."
Guy 1: "Shit."
Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."
Guy 1: "Shit."
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