pootash

muppet twat loser pussy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter

you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash

by andy pope April 19, 2008

Pooter

A pooter is either 2 cheeks on your face or your arse.
Which ever 2 cheeks you decide are your pooter's, they become your pooter's. Pooter.

Hey, your pooter is on your face! Wtf, mines on my arse.

by Yopootersrok101 April 16, 2010

pootch

A patch that doesn't work

- Have you installed the new v2.15.234.184621 patch to play DVDs on Linux ?
- No, the patch v2.15.234.184621 isn't going to help you, that's to encrypt the network activity indicators on your NIC to prevent hackers from snooping the network.
- That is more a pootch then !
- Yes !
both - hahahahahahaha

by .ogg widget manager October 17, 2007

Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008

prootd

the act of being not bootd or being a bitch

Master ''Prootd'' Jeff

by Luny617 April 28, 2008

prootle

means “proof”

Son: “Hey, Mom, I was at Jace’s house last night.”
Mom: “Show me the prootle!!”

by cookiesinthebrook June 11, 2021

Prootsie

flatulence

did you smell that? i just laid a prootsie.

by UrbanMartian November 13, 2021