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Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.
C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.
by PDX1970 October 24, 2025
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Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going
Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023
mugGet the Poor Man's Malt Liquormug.

old poor

A person or group that is accustomed to the life of a poor individual.

Used to differentiate between new poor and old poor.

The primary indicator is the stress level difference between the two, old poor individuals knowingly and easily change to a poor lifestyle with minimal stress understanding the sacrifices that need to be made to pay the bills and are content in the fact that they will likely be out of this state in a month or two.

A “keep your head down and keep moving” attitude associated with low finances.
In “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia,”

Mac: “They’re what’s called “new poor.” We’re old poor.”
by Honey Master August 16, 2021
mugGet the old poormug.

Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
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Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.
I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.
by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025
mugGet the Poor man’s ass to mouthmug.

Have fun being poor

The proper thing to tell anyone who tells you they lost all their money in NFTs
"I lost my house because I took out a second mortgage to buy bored apes" "lol. Have fun being poor"
by Yhdycjgddjg June 20, 2022
mugGet the Have fun being poormug.

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.
by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010
mugGet the Penny Pot Poormug.

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