Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to

Jacob is poor-maxing

by minkjtr November 28, 2023

poor-angst

A stage most financially inferior individuals go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by expressing their hatred and disgust towards individuals that are indeed flooded in racks, a top floor boss if you would. Some become so brain damaged that they stay poor forever.

Jrug: "Ara's such a drama queen. Why is she so upset?"

Yeezus: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her poor-angst phase. She's broke, remember?"

by Jrugggggggggggg February 26, 2024

Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)

-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023

poor mc

when someone, usually a male who goes by the name of jai, is feeling down or is short a bit of money, he is known as 'poor mc'

"Alice isn't in a bra, that's gotta upset jai"
"Poor mc!"

by imperialpigeon2 August 22, 2017

Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.

C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.

by PDX1970 October 24, 2025

Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Columbia Poor

When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment

My family makes 70 thousand a year but we are still Columbia poor

by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023