Droppin' the kids off at the pool

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011

drop the kids off at the pool

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.

Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.

by CubbyC December 31, 2020

Drop my friends at the pool

Taking a dump. Usually several successive sh!%s (the small pebble type as opposed to the singular “Log)”

Your friends are technically being “ dropped” w: a healthy splash into the “ pool”

I’ll be out in a minute just dropping off some friends at the pool, try the men’s room. Or : “ do you have any toilet paper? I’m about to go drop my friends at the pool”

by Pro skills December 15, 2018

Droppin' the boys off at the pool

To release a group of absolute behemoth sized pieces of shit in your toilet

Bro 1: Dude you've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes!

Bro 2: Gimmie a minute man, Im droppin' the boys off at the pool!

by greenM&Mslut February 7, 2022

koon midi pool nagiri

when a horny person wants to fuck someone but they dont have any money on them so they say "koon midi pool nagiri"

yousef koon midi pool nagiri

by Ail rezaei February 26, 2020

drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping, Crapping, Droping the doodoo butter.

Also can mean mastubating in a toilet.

I'm sorry boss, I am going to be late for work, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

by KONP December 17, 2004

Drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping (with substitution)Also, Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl.

note: Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the Pool would be correct when referring to pooping, whiel masturbating into a toilet could be considered dropping the proverbial "kids" off at the pool.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003