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politicians 

what people like T.D. Jakes have turned to be
i hate these damn politicians
politicians by jumakiss_ June 13, 2018

politicians smile 

A smile that everyone will fall in love with.
politicians smile by Latbirch June 12, 2020

Politicians 

If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.

While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.
Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.
Politicians by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020

politicians 

A whole lotta old men that scream a lot and somehow get liked by people
Politicians: Gay people are bad.

People: I'm to lazy to check so fuck it, you get my vote
politicians by Imagine That! September 8, 2021

Politicianese 

The language and art of everything you say being the exact opposite of what it means.
A consummate master of the Politicianese language has a campaign slogan like READ MY LIPS NO NEW TAXES then enacts the highest tax increase in human history as soon as he's in office.
Politicianese by dogvomit January 24, 2022

Politicians 

These people are a disgrace to all of humanity, they are the world’s biggest scumbags. They make up a bunch of promises in front of many people while running for office, and toss all of those promises out a window once they successful get elected. They make up more lies than a car dealer salesman. They waste more taxpayer money than people who borrow money for a college tuition or buy a cup of Starbucks coffee. They don't care about the people, they only want to get elected for self-interest or work for interest groups. They are dumber than young children who use the internet. If they each had a nose like Pinocchio, their noses would be longer than the milky way galaxy. Many of their polices have resulted in great economic harm, mass inequality, and the deaths of many people. It doesn't matter who you vote for, which political party they are part of, which country they supposedly represent, they are all nothing but a bunch of liars and crooks.
Politicians are literally the worst people to ever exist.
Politicians by HiThere383329 March 4, 2022