Platinum GDPS

Platinum GDPS was a cool community until it got too big

Hey guys! I am back in Platinum GDPS

by Spectric June 24, 2025

Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!

by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025

Platina

A woman with platinum blonde hair.

She's a natual brunette, but she's a platina whenever she goes to vegas!

by They Call Me Juice July 11, 2025

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025

Patisci

A term used to rub salt into an emotional wound. To be used only with people you’re close to, if you want to be a bastard.

Heh, she kissed me, patisci?!

by Gabe_22 December 17, 2025

chemo patient

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.

If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.

by Zane and David May 2, 2008

covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.

"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"

by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010