The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either:
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
- misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or
- after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.
Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'
by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012
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The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
by ivette July 19, 2006
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The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
by HexMaster August 16, 2007
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Get the Patches o'houlihan mug.to bind ones testicles in a sandwich bag full of feces, while your partner nibbles on them, during two finger sphincter stimulation.
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