hobbit pants

n. Derisive name given to short khakis, capris or bermudas whose hemline falls anywhere between the knees and the ankles, worn by short, obese, white, bearded would-be hipsters from New Zealand to New Jersey, in order to hide the fat. Generally worn with a big shirt, most often Hawaiian.

Kevin Smith likes to wear his hobbit pants with a bowling team shirt.

Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008

Party Pants

Pants that have holes in them due to the immense partying they've been through.

You're wearing your party pants

by OGstatus April 7, 2009

Tight in the pants

when guys on xbox live hear a girl talking over a mic say: "OMG are you a girl! Can I please add you to my friends list" and then become horny and pop a boner; thus becoming "tight in the pants"

Kelsey makes all the guys on Xbox Live tight in the pants when she talks over the mic.

by Andrew David Hernandez June 30, 2008

smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.

Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.

by Footnotes editor March 19, 2006

nuddy pants

when you are wearing pants that are, quite literally, skin colored-i.e. you are wearing no pants

Barbie: last night, i got like drunk i danced in my nuddy pants
Ken: Oh.

by tayzor October 27, 2003

iron pants

An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.

Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!

Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.

by jpopie April 3, 2011

Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008