put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).

Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.

by poddle hiney September 14, 2011

Put Things in Korean

To make something very clear; to lay down the law.

If you don't eat your vegetables now I will call your mother and "put things in Korean."

by hursh2000 August 29, 2012

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

put a fan in the window

putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.

" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."

by highpanda August 5, 2012

Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013