Poseidon’s Wrath

When you have an explosive shit and water splashes all over your bathroom.

“Yesterday I had poseidon’s wrath, that shit hurt, nigga.”

by 09aidan09 September 15, 2018

Poser skater

-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him

Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no

Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs

by FDflipperoo January 11, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.

I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!

by Holyheckinmoo April 29, 2023

G Pose

To pose in your coolest stance.

"Hey have you seen Mike?"

"Yea, he's over there talking to some girls in his G Pose."

by Rappers delight May 22, 2013

Shit Pause

When you go into a workplace bathroom as soon as you sit down someone walks in and you feel obligated to pause (and blow your nose, fidgit with your phone or cough) before relieving yourself until you hear the door swing shut

I am sick of having to shit pause every 30 seconds when some peckerhead walks in and takes forever to piss or just standing at the mirror.

by avanillafacedman January 27, 2016

T-Pose

An action of meme culture that all the weird band kids with ADHD do all the time and think their cool.

T-Pose haha I am superior to you peasants B)

by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020

Corpse Pose

Sleeping is believing, breathing is deceiving.
Watch your heart, let it bleed, don't have faith in anything
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The drawback to living is finding yourself
Watch your heart let it bleed, don't have faith in anything

Corpse pose corpse pose corpse pose corpse pose corpse pose corpse pose
Don't believe it if you see it, got to see it, to believe it
Corpse pose corpse pose corpse pose corpse pose
Don't believe it if yo see it, don't believe it if you see it,
Got to see it to believe it.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 22, 2021