Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Pointe-Claire

Pointe-Claire is a town located on the West Island of Montreal, in Canada, it has a population of 31000 and a recent survey shows that 24500 out of 31000 have admitted to having some sort of fetish for the premier of Quebec Francois Legault, and another 5500 have admitted to having wet dreams about a Canadian Prime Minister candidate in the 2021 elections, with 800 for Justin Trudeau, 1250 for Erin O'Toole, 400 for Jag meet Singh, 3000 for Maxime Bernier, and 50 for others. The main language is French, due to the 101th law stating that all must speak French. Another study shows that 1 out of 31000 has admitted to being a vegan activist.

Pointe-Claire was the host city of the West Island jackoff festival in 1974, 1983, 1992, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2012 and 2021. In 1974, only 300 people participated to the festival, but in 2021, over 40000 people participated, showing that Pointe Claire is a very popular location for the festival, due to the advantage of many hornists present there.

by SEEL_dev October 3, 2021

points moon

A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.

Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!

by merp.. October 17, 2021

Pointian

A person from Point Fortin, Trinidad and Tobago, they are usually struggling financially
A person from the borough of Point Fortin.

P 1: Aye you know Mary broke?
P 2: Yeah she is a Pointian

by A_simp March 11, 2022

Point

I doubt there is one. If there is I'm clearly missing it.

Hym "I don't think there is a point to any of this."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Pont du Mac

A ridiculous solution for a simple problem.

Comes from the idea of a bridge made of pasta.

Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me

by 16Bitboy December 17, 2022

zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment

1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.

by H-Money October 21, 2003