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T Pain

1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder (therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon (no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters (mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.

2) A talentless tool who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.

2)douche:"Yo, Homie-G-Funk-Fry-Skllet-Dawg!"
dude:"what?"
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy and Aakon!"
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks!
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
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scotch plains fanwood highschool

dirty ass school in a shitty town where the most interesting thing that’s happened is the history teacher fucking the librarian. none of the students have any personality and their sense of humor is so mf cringey pls stay away
that bitch is so unfunny and annoying, she must go to scotch plains fanwood highschool”
by peepeewoof May 18, 2020
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Painistan

Painistan is a landlocked and mountainous land, near the region of Hurtbad. The residents Painistan are primarily adults in their 20s and 30s. Their unique features include sweating, shaking, nausea, and excessive sleeping habits. Paintain is typically only inhabited the day after nights of excessive consumption of alcohol, followed by large amounts of food consumption after 2AM. The climate varies by region and tends to change quite rapidly. Large parts of the land are dry, and fresh water supplies are limited.
Person 1: Dude, report status.
Person 2: In Painistan, near the region of Hurtbad
by Eagle One June 20, 2010
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pain in the mik'da

Something or someone who is constantly causing trouble. Derives from the TV series "Stargate SG1" in which a bounty hunter is describing Colnel O'neill (see example).

Usually said in situations where (english) profanity is forbidden.
Aris Bok, "And you O'neill, you're just a pain in the mik'da."
O'neill (question to Te'alk), "Neck?"
Te'alk, "No."

Me talking to my frozen computer, "Damn, what a pain in the mik'da!"
by vordmeister August 29, 2010
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Ostrich Pain

1. An Extrodinary amount of pain
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground
JJ: Did you see that guy digging his head into the ground like an ostrich? I know it's worse than a sprain, that's ostrich pain.
by Dirk Kuyt May 22, 2007
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bad pain poison

A generic term for anything that makes you sick
"Uhg my stomach. I think that lunch lady spiked my burger with bad pain poison"
by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008
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Brain Pain

A terrible pain in the head. AKA. headache, migraine, etc.
Jess didn't get much sleep because of her terrible brain pain.
by ThaBigCheesyone April 20, 2010
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