Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018

Scarce pigeon

American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas

Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor

by Angry_Salad August 17, 2022

pigeoned

When you blame someone of doing something you are actually guilty of.

-A: Dude, you ate the chocolate cake
-B: Damn you just pigeoned me, I saw you eat the cake

by sexy_knockers123 April 25, 2022

pigeon

A bird which bobs its head when walking, assimilating the iconic human blowjob moves. Thus also known as the blowjob bird.

-Oh shit today my friend told me pigeons literally walks like sucking an imaginary dick. Now I can't undo that from my head!
-Why are you coming so late, you being blowjobbed by those pigeons on the square?

by wankair October 12, 2022

Pigeon

I think they are cool, but all they really are is fickle birds who don't give a crap about anything that doesn't involve food.

I love pigeons.
-me

by pigeonman2 October 18, 2022

mad pigeon shit

this term is used when a individual is acting bookie sketchy or unsafe when doing an act

person 1: i'v just lit a firework in to my neighbors window

person 2: that's some mad pigeon shit

by Toxic_Geordie January 4, 2022