Blardonay Night

A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"

Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.

by Ali that Girl September 16, 2008

night cardio

sex at night

I'm in shape because im always doing cardio at night.

Jimmy is always doing night cardio. Jimmy is a savage.

by Jakethesnake1234 February 14, 2017

Night Fighter

An aircraft designed specifically for night ops. This type was first used during World War II and was used until aircraft were designed to work in day and night equally well.

The Night Fighter couldn’t use tracers because the enemy would find and kill them immediately.

by Strategic Paul June 10, 2018

Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.

Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”

by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

Bum night

The Bum night is a weekly Friday ritual where 4 boys come together and smoke bulk billies and bum fuck each other with their little hairy chodes .occasionally the bum night boys will have an orgy with retardo

bro Nevilles ditching his girlfriend to fuck gio and Jayden on Bum night

by nevillenewisababe July 17, 2019