Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Moofus

A tall lanky white guy. A Kevin.

What a fucking moofus.

by KC42069nice August 9, 2023

moodyman

that guy who puts motherfucker everywhere in his sentences. the most annoying character in gta online

Moodyman said: "lets rob a motherfucking bank, motherfuckers"

by doggo_live August 10, 2023

moof

A very oblivious un-observant person, with zero spacial awareness

that person is such a moof, he can’t even walk in a straight line

by moofynu July 28, 2024

Moof

Another word for pu$$y

Did you wash your moof today?

by Moof2005 August 2, 2024

Moody

The 8th dwarf.

Used when referring to someone who acts annoyed with you just for talking.

"Cristian seems really annoyed by everything Erin is doing"

"Yeah, he is real moody."

by Amelia9 September 28, 2023

moof

To slap someone violently while simultaneously being cautious

"you just got moofed"

by birdman3 October 24, 2023