Mommaj

mō mäZH (Proper Noun) -a stepmother who accepts the child as her own providing love and care. Assumes full responsibility for the child in her care.

Mommaj is going to pick you up from school today.

Would you like to see Mommaj

by ZTknows April 19, 2022

Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022

MommaMasteyov

The mother of small YouTuber TJMasterOv

Are you following TJMasterOvs mom’s YouTube channel?
No, but I will sub today to MommaMasteyOv!

by TJMasterOV2 May 12, 2022

momdadspouse

mom dad and spouse but no spaces, a much easier way to include all

"who are we taking with us?"
"momdadspouse"

by enviou May 16, 2022

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022

Momma

She cares no matter what an she got your back.. always 🖤

Jake::I'm gon tell my mom
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma

by Lil kiddow May 31, 2022

Momgasm

When you get Mark's mom and Mike's mom to orgasm in the pool at the sametime

Rob and Ross gave Mike and marks mom's a momgasm when they wore there speedos swimming.

by Thickdickrob June 5, 2022