moist

to be so horny that your dick squirts every time you move or when your very hard and a girl touches your stick

when sara asked me if i wanted head i got moist

by kk November 8, 2002

Moises

He is baby jesus he can split you in half . He has a microscopic pp. HE is trash on fortnite

Moises has a small penis

by youngdagerdict November 27, 2018

moist niblo

the art of exciting an animal to a point of sexual pleasure, by talking to the animal about what you are proposing to do with your knee.

liam: thats the last time i trust you with benjy, when i got him back he drenched the sofa.
tom: im sorry liam, i just couldnt help it.

by el pap December 14, 2003

Moist Towelette

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017

moist

to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings

i cant believe that guy went to my house just so he could go to my room and moist away....

by Brian...Bitch March 22, 2005

Moist

Extremely pleased or pleasing. Derived from "most terrific" + slurred speech = Moisturific" truncated yeilds Moist. More naughtily derived from a woman's sexual arousal.

Wow! That made me moist!

by Pitorch April 24, 2005

Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.

Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!

by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009