amir haleem's pet project to try and get rich because he dropped out of college early and hasnt done anything noteworthy but he finna get caught by the SEC or the feds and his eyes are gonna be bulging out of his head bigger than ever
you just dont understand depin bro, im overpaying for a wifi router so I can hope to get my money back by earning rewards adding to the helium mobile network instead of just getting a real job
by illonmaskhm April 25, 2024
Get the helium mobile mug.The bike, shopping cart etc. that Tweaks get around on, often time a stolen/stripped lime bike or grocery store mobility scooter
by 831k-rill March 4, 2025
Get the Tweaker Mobile mug.Just a stick figure, '' 웃'' it's known with the name of Mobil.. Leave him alone because he's been through a lot ok?
This symbol, right here, will be tortured to his death because he ||
looks like a stick ||
figure. \/
웃
This symbol, right here, will be tortured to his death because he ||
looks like a stick ||
figure. \/
웃
by Yuwurih November 30, 2023
Get the Mobil mug.Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.
Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?
by ColossalToad October 6, 2024
Get the Mennonite mobile mug.A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.
2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"
Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"
Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
by Farter2024 July 24, 2024
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Get the Mnt mobiled mug.The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010
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