Matty

Meaning unkempt femail genitalia.

"Oh babe, you're a bit matty" and "Sniff me matty"

by Matthew Prior July 3, 2006

mistypo

accidentally spelling something right, because you forgot to spell it wrong

No example for mistypo couldn't think of one

by pojac3 April 29, 2012

Mitry

Slang for an Asian child prostitute. Comes about because typically a penis won't fit into the desired orifice, but they try anyway.

"Come on sweetheart, my cock won't fit in there."

"Me so horny, mitry mitry!"

by ChunchBox December 19, 2008

Dirty Matty

Where you cannot make a girl orgasm

Mate, I’m really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty

by OneAndOnlyBigDaddy April 16, 2020

Mintylisious nicabocka mucka

The bestest friend any guy could ever wish to have in the whole wide world. If you only had one of these you'd be the happyest guy alive!!!!!!

:0) :0) :0) :0) :0) :0) :0) :0) :0) :0)

(Kinki kiwi)

(aka Keeley White)

by P.IRV June 1, 2004

Minty

A common typo in online auction sites. The intended word is mint, as in 'fresh from the factory'. Now an accepted usage. Almost always seen in all caps.

These cufflinks are MINTY, still in the original shrinkwrap!

by hellfish July 23, 2012

oven mitt

A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.

I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.

by spacepirate January 29, 2009