fat midget theory

When all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. Its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive...

Guy1: hey im goin out with sara
Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
Guy1: .....
Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...??
Guy1: yeah why
Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...

by bellend_to_the_end October 1, 2010

midget

freakishly short people, dwarfs, often hilarious.

midgetisism has various types and intensities.

HAHAHAHAHA that midget is hilarious. (said by me while watching man show)

by justin March 27, 2004

midget

A man of small stature...

...Thomas Brock Jones

Guy 1: Holy shit that dude's a midget!

Guy 2: Yea He's like a little Brock Jones

by NG-6 February 22, 2008

midget

a person that eats ur pie and ur cookies and ur brain!!! someone u need to kill!!! they are evil!!!

kill that midget its evil!!!

by midget hater June 6, 2005

midget

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

by lalalala May 7, 2005

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Midge-hog

A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.

Aaaaaw wouldnt mind tapping that midge-hog!

by LAN84 May 31, 2007