Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Melqing

Milk or cereal first? The age old question.
Melqing: Describes the action of a large group of men ejaculating into a bowl of honey “NUT” cheerios before it is eaten.
Note: Can also be completed by a single, Hyper determined and Hyper verile man.

After 8 hours of melqing, I finally got enough melq to melq my wife!

by CEO of balls April 12, 2024

melxing

When you jerk off in a water bottle

I caught Jonas melxing!

by james0012 April 13, 2024

melqing

When you spray your cum on yourself and/or others after a failed edge.

Person 1: "Yo Jaquavius, i melqed to skibidi toilet yesterday at 6:28 AM"
Person 2: "John, what the heck is melqing???"

by EdgeMaster24 April 20, 2024

Melvin

A weirdo, loser, freak. Someone you would not want to be seen with in public.

"I don't want to hang out with them dad, they're total Melvins"

by Phlembzombie April 29, 2024

Melqing

When you stuff a bag with a live fish up your rectum and pop the bag and put a butt plug in your rectum in a short time

I'm gonna melq you/ I love melqing

by Brainrotmaster May 10, 2024

Melina

Don't worry Destiny... I'll let her fuck other dudes.

Hym "I know you got Melina acclimated to a certain lifestyle and I don't want to take that away from her.... Oh! I almost forgot! You suck! You suck you fuckin bum!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2024