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matthew is a cook from portugal......I think
Matthew by IGV March 20, 2019
M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”
Matthew by mic.writes March 20, 2019
Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH
his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself
Matthew by kalmista April 2, 2019
matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.
boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute
A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.
Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.

Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.

Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.

Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.

Girl: See ya!
Matthew by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019
A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.
I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.
Matthew by illuminabi March 6, 2019