mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.

See mathew bury over there? I hate that guy

by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019

Mathew

Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.

He is such a mathew!!

by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 3, 2019

Mathew Dawkins

A child sex predator. Hides in plain sight looking retarded when a young girl walks past he will bend her over spank her ass and drag her deep into his cave where he will mutilate her corps untill there is nothing left.

Oh god we're done for it's Mathew Dawkins

by A plughole beast February 1, 2020

Mathew

The most annoying kid you will meet. He is also so gay but will make you laugh.

You are such a Mathew

by Mathew is gay March 6, 2020

Mathias

Un chico muy pequeño negrito y con ganas ee cojerse a chicos menores de 18 años este joven gay siempre ba a ser mujeriego con todos sus hombres

#gay amigo ese es mathias el ideal para ti

by Mehias roxas April 29, 2020

Mathi

One of the best players to ever play the rhythm game osu!. He is extremely well rounded, being able to FC anything you throw at him.

some dude: Yo name a good osu! player
me: Mathi obviously.

by -Noire May 10, 2020

Mathemortician

Someone highly skilled at counting dead people.

Get a mathemortician down here immediately; we need an accurate count of all these dead people.

by Adamconda June 14, 2020