Mathew

Mathew is the one person who loves ppl but there is one person that he bullies

Is a girl named Samantha who is just a peach to everyone around her he likes to fuck women on his fb page that’s why she quit using it.

Mathew fucks cows for money

by Robo cop May 31, 2018

Mathew

A fuckboy that thinks he's cute, but he's ugly as fuck. Will text/fuck anything that walks. Insecure manchild. Is currently cheating on girlfriend. Annoying voice. Makes jokes that aren't funny. Face resembles that of a frog. 10/10 would not recommend

Person 1: "Mathew is an asshole"
Person 2: "I agree wholeheartedly"

by IHasTheDiggestBick November 2, 2018

mathemacations

Noun & Garethism.

An amalgamation of maths and calculation first used by Gareth in the year 2004.

We need to know the budget for the movie, have you done the mathemacations?

by GazelleH August 27, 2007

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

mathetarian

A person who does not do math

You are a vegetarian, I'm a mathetarian.

by Nj17 November 13, 2013

mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015

Mathematic Art

A drawing created during math clas.

Person 1: woah! Sick drawing dude.
Person 2:thanks! It's my favourite mathematic Art I've ever created

by snokid4 March 29, 2015