matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

matterize

Creating or manufacturing something that has only existed in imagination until now.

If you have an idea, you should matterize it before it becomes irrelevant.

by maker3000 June 10, 2020

Matt Exclusives

A Matt Exclusives is someone who is a hypocrite

Matt Exclusives refunded £13

by Yourmom696969445 October 28, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest person to ever exist. Once you become obsessed everything you talk about will be centered around him.

Emily: Hey have you seen Matthew Gray Gubler in 68 Kill?
Me: UM, DUHH?? Matthew Gray Gubler is my REASON FOR LIVING.

by starfleuri December 12, 2020

matt stone

some hot guy that created south park

in the south park credits it says created by trey parker and matt stone

by weezerfan69 February 14, 2023

Hole Mate

The name given to a "friend with benefits" or "fuck buddy" by some members of the gay community.

"Oh, are you going out with Jason now?"
"Hahaha, no. He's just my hole mate"

by Demmi February 1, 2008

"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008