Coin to a machine

Phrase meaning really easy or simple

1. I got her pregnant like a coin to a machine
2. Cmon just go ask her if you can grab her tits its like a coin to a machine

by Raymundro March 23, 2008

dream machine

He is coming tonight to show me an ecstatic way to fall asleep naturally!
I'm so excited.

Thats what my answering dream machine read to me.
💧

by Krkič June 14, 2019

Beat Machine

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.

It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.

by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004

crane machine

when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"

I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.

by sir fucks-a-lot April 24, 2009

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Fax machine

Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...

you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?

by Doodle:) February 26, 2020