Modesto

A town near the bay area and San Francisco.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School

and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley

there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.

We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.

"Friday night I went to a show in Modesto and hooked up with Kate Kurbstomp. Then I went and smoked out before tagging some bitches' fence hellla bad."

by pseu August 4, 2008

moleste

Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity

From b3ta.com due to the swear filter that replaces "hug" with "molest"

That's a moleste picture! Keep it below 250 KB!

by bloobloobloobloo January 9, 2005

chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car

(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"

by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009

moesplosion

The thunderous and disastrous bowel movement that occurs after consuming anything ordered from Southwest Moe's. Moesplosions can generally be heard, felt, and smelled in a 350-500 mile radius around the epicenter of the explosion.

Hewdiddy went to Moe's to take pictures of Joanna, while there he had a Homewrecker and the resulting Moesplosion wiped Rochester off the map.

by Butters1 March 27, 2009

molestache

type of mustache: not quite a pornstache but just as creepy.

looks like: John Mayer trying to grow a Tom Selleck mustache. John Mayer has a molestache.

by skweakrz March 8, 2011

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Modest

To lie about being worse at something than you actually are.

John: Hey Phil, did you just do the 100 meter sprint in 10 seconds?
Bill: Yeah, but I'm not very good at sprinting.

The opposite of modest is arrogance. This is being truthful about how good you are.

by lanhj001 June 19, 2008