The Green Lantern

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.

"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern

by jakebeale July 26, 2019

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

later

1. when a girl says later. she means never, chin up, bucko!

2. checking the time and seeing it is now an uneven time and telling yourself you simply can't do homework now!

1. I texted her Netflix and chill? she said later woop woop!!

2. I got home at 3:01 I'll do my homework later!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

amyotrophic lateral sclerosis

A huge ass name for ALS.

He has amyotrophic lateral sclerosis - Dan
The fuck is that? - John
ALS - Dan
Oh -John

by x crackersmacker x March 1, 2010

Lastery

A Mastery in the DBZ CCG.

I will use my Lastery while entering coombat.

by Sundarsu February 18, 2003