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Loafs

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’
It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.
by Olpust27 December 15, 2018
mugGet the Loafsmug.

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
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Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.
Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.
by Vr king May 24, 2022
mugGet the Almighty Loafmug.

Loaf

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf
by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022
mugGet the Loafmug.

cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf
by kasii9 November 12, 2021
mugGet the cat loafmug.

Loafing

A sport where you attempt to shove a loaf of bread slice by slice into your anus hole in 30 seconds
"Dude some people were loafing at the party last night"

"Dam thats crazy"
by Deep fried water July 8, 2020
mugGet the Loafingmug.

loaf munch

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."
by abby412 April 16, 2014
mugGet the loaf munchmug.

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