About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.
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There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
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