Uncle Joey

The act of pretending to be an uncle to three young girls, then raping them.

"Those Tanner girls just got an Uncle Joey. They'll never be the same."

by Danny Tanner Was Not Gay March 21, 2016

blowey joey

Self reciprocated oral sex.

Guy 1: "What did you and Sasha do last night?"
Guy 2:"She left me so I had to give myself a blowey joey."

by Griffindor666 February 28, 2017

Bloey Joey

When a girl fills her mouth with whipped cream, then you stuck your love muscle in there. She doesn't suck it but she sakes her head ferociously.

Me and this chick were making pies and she used the last of the whipped cream to give me a Bloey Joey

by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 16, 2016

Joey Tits

Nickname for the shadiest person you will ever meet. Usually there name is Joe. They work for them selfs and have two phones. Typically drive a honda prelude.

"Joey tits" keeps declining my calls and only responds to text when I write Dear Shady.

by Ei's Finest January 27, 2011

being a joey

Complaining constantly overthinking and complaining about everything.

I don't know if I should text her...
Stop being a Joey.

by Thatperson22 May 7, 2016

Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach

Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping

by dickfucker666 January 26, 2009

Joey Scale

A unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
Rated from 0.0 to 1.0 Joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 Joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
Anything 1.1+ is EPIC! Contact a physician immediately!!!

Person 1: What did that rate on the Joey Scale?
Person 2: 0.9, don't go in there for a while.

by my401coupe June 22, 2009