Jewish-Buddhists (Jubus)

adj. People that try to hide the very intolerant Jewish religion behind the very tolerant Buddhist Philosophy.

Allen Ginsberg claimed he was a Jewish-Buddhist, but any real Jew worth their torah would have wanted Allen put to death for being a homosexual.

by Dr. "Chemical" Eagle Sperm-Cannon, L.S.D. July 16, 2008

jewish tree

The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus maximus.

I just gave you a jewish tree!

by johnnyjohnny March 21, 2005

jewish stomach

you know, when you start eating like a lot of popcorn or pickles or broccoli or cabbage and then like, you can't stop and then you can't move and it hurts.

Oy, this bag of popcorn is giving me a case of Jewish stomach.

by NWDCboy January 9, 2019

jewish pope

To describe something a that doesn't make sense, or contradicts itself.

Lin: There are no library rooms available today.

Miles: What a bunch of Jewish Popes!

by t_strang January 2, 2015

jewish lemonade

lemonade made from the free water and lemon at restaurants with some sugar (also free on the table) mixed in as well. usually drank by poor people who don't want to pay for a soda.

I was going to buy a soda, but I decided on making some jewish lemonade instead, and I saved some
major dough.

by McKanker March 30, 2013

jewish drive by

When you drive by people and threw pennies at them

I was rolling threw the heights and I dropped my window and pulled a Jewish drive by

by JewBear April 1, 2016

Jenisa

Thinks they’re cool but they’re rlly not XD. Probably wears a lotta lip gloss and is short, likely a thot and has at least 1 boyfriend. It’s a code name when you don’t wanna offend anyone so you can talk trash about them.

Hey, you see that Jenisa over there? What a thot.

by mQrZ September 17, 2019