Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured

Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!

by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025

Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

by Mort Goldman August 25, 2022

jewish rizz

a jewish girl you wanna rizz up but its a hard thing to do

"You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively" this is jewish rizz

by unknownmf.uwwr March 29, 2023

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Jewish aluminum

Filling the cans with sand and/or rocks before you recycle them.

I sure got a lot more money since I cashed in my Jewish aluminum.

by Trump2024fjb_LGB September 2, 2023

Jewish

jews are not from isreal

"your jewish" "yeah" "you fucking murderer" "?????"

by omarialdialdialdi February 14, 2025

Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025