caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is another way to say the words cunt, dumbass, lunatic, bitch and idiot

I hate that guy, he's such a Jake Paul.

by GlassOfWotah June 16, 2020

Jacksfilms

A jobless YouTuber with a really large forehead. Often can't release videos in a timely manner

Person 1: Did you watch Jacksfilms new video?

Person 2: Nah, his forehead kept getting in the way

by Rusticanatomy November 23, 2016

jarvital

The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.

Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"

by FriendlyJarvialFeelings July 11, 2016

Jack in the boxing

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

by Got caught January 16, 2014

japananas

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

by Japananas January 17, 2015

japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015