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human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
by orangeplum. October 23, 2023
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human jawtrap

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
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human Lunesta

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.
by NOVA girl May 24, 2011
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human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.
person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"
by The Emperor of Thunder September 18, 2012
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I, Human

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.
I, Human: The queue is empty right now.
by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013
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human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
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human supersoaker

when you put ur ass up to the jet on the side of a swimming pool and let the water shoot up ur ass then get outta the pool and shoot the water back out
My brothers did a human supersoaker. hes gay!!!
by Trip jones February 18, 2012
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